You’re Not My Daddy, Jorge Mario Bergoglio!

A pious letter from a San Francisco demigod to the chieftain of pedophiles at St. Peter’s Basilica


05/05/2025

Background 
Reuters, March 1, 2024:

“Pope Francis on Friday warned of the dangers of so-called gender theory, saying he had commissioned studies into what he condemned as an ‘ugly ideology’ that threatens humanity.” 

‘‘I have asked that studies be carried out into this ugly ideology of our times, which cancels out the differences [between men and women] and makes everything the same.’’—Pope Francis

CNN, April 8, 2024:
‘‘The Vatican has issued a strong warning against ‘gender theory’ and said that any ‘sex-change intervention’ risks threatening ‘the unique dignity’ of a person, in a new document [titled “Dignitas Infinita” ] signed off and approved by Pope Francis.

The Letter

Dear Dead Pope,

It has been known widely and painfully throughout centuries and continents that punching down and virtue signaling are integral parts of the Catholic church’s teachings, actions and history. This explains why a house of certified slavers, murderers, con artists, fascist collaborators, misogynists and above all pedophiles still stand in the most precious real estate south of Florence.

Your for-profit institution promoted slavery as the will of the “Almighty” to promote your God of murder and mayhem with the sole purpose of funding your predecessors’ orgies and payments to brilliant Dutch and Italian artists, jewelers and architects. What have you done about that, oh most “generous” Francis? Have you given back the billions your institution stole of the Native peoples of Amazon, Mexico, Peru and Bolivia? Have you compensated Jamaica and Haiti for your centuries of slavery? Have you opened your mouth except to tickle your vapid ego or to dehumanize trans people who are facing murderous hate from family and governments alike? 

I’d like to quote Martin Luther’s words for another leader of the un-Holy See who was also white but had a habit of fucking adult women instead of young boys, as written in his essay, ‘Against the Roman Papacy, an Institution of the Devil’: “Gently, dear Pauli, dear donkey, don’t dance around! Oh, dearest little ass, don’t dance around—dearest, dearest little donkey, don’t do it. For the ice is very solidly frozen this year because there was no wind —you might fall and break a leg. If a fart should escape you while you were falling, the whole world would laugh at you and say, ‘Ugh, the devil! How the ass has befouled himself!’ And that would be a great crime. Oh, that would be dangerous! So consider your own great danger beforehand, Hellish One.” 

Dear Francis, now that you are dead and playing chess with Cardinal Theodore McCarrick, who is going to be the refuge of pedophiles from Warsaw to Aachen to Dublin to Boston to Buenes Aires? That was a rhetorical question, you hypocrite, dead fuck. 

That you and your followers believe that attacking transgender people—who are the embodiment of a hot Christ—is the right thing to do in the age of AI and the refugee crisis across continents and right outside of your castles is why oceans are dying, why temperatures are rising, why fascist parties are popping up across Europe, and popular fascists are ruling Northern and Southern America and, above all, why pedophiles thrive and continue to thrive in your schools, buildings and offices across the globe. Here’s another fiery nugget from that  16th century German country boy: 

“A natural donkey, which carries sacks to the mill and eats thistles, can judge you—indeed, all creatures can! For a donkey knows it is a donkey and not a cow. A stone knows it is a stone; water is water, and so on through all the creatures. But you mad asses do not know you are asses.”

Dear dead ‘n bloated but expensive Francis:

While you were suffering in the best hospitals that amassed profits of slave trade and stolen precious metals could buy, while you were struggling to overcome the constipation of dying, your institution of “the Devil” softened its stance on trans people?!

CNN, Mar 5, 2025: ‘‘Vatican clarifies its position on gender affirming surgery, calling for ‘greater care’ and a case-by-case approach.’’

So while you were staying in the hospital, far from your throne, servants, gold, silk, organic breakfast and imported mineral water, your church is softening its stance on trans people seeking to not kill themselves to only exist? HA!

I will tell you what I told you last year. Actually, I never said it, and now you are dead. Well, I have one last gem of Martin Luther’s for your vapid existence:


“I can with good conscience consider you a fart-ass and an enemy of God.”

April 21, 2025

Tenderloin, San Francisco